why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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