did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
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