There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
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Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
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my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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