Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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