Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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