North Korea, Best Korea!
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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