yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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