That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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