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He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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