yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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