David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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