how hairy? two words: wookie tits
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I am never drinking with the goths again.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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