We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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