im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i just sent this text using only my big toe
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
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Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
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I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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