she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
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I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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