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(540): View more from Virginia

I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes

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(913): View more from Kansas

So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized

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(972): View more from Texas

so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.

(214): View more from Texas

so how much did i say i owed you?

(972): View more from Texas

$5 and a new fuck buddy.

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(678): View more from Georgia

He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?

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(719): View more from Colorado

I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.

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(425): View more from Washington

I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth

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(224): View more from Illinois

I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?

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