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• (216): View more from Ohio

  If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.

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• (510): View more from California

  I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...

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• (276): View more from Virginia

  Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck

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• (209): View more from California

  I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.

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  Really* awful people.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.

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• (323): View more from California

  She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Stop fucking Sharon's exes.

  (416): View more from Toronto

  Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.

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