There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
false alarm. still invincible.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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