If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
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I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
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I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
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You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.