I wish i was in the wii world.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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