Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
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he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
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Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?