he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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