Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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