We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
