I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Randomize