TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
he was CRYING into my vagina
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
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Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
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don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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