i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
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Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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