Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
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I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
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I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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