Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
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I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
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No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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