Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
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15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
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He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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