why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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