Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
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Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
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What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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