Yo dont text me then not text me
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
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I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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