you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
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Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
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We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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