I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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