I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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