Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
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Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
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Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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