whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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