it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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