My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
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yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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