just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
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we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
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Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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