All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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