oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
this just has baby written all over it
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
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You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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