It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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