is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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