imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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