I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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