Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
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He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
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is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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