Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
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all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
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I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
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