At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
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The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
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I need you to use more vowels.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
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I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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