Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I'm bleeding and have questions
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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