he thought i was a dude.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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