They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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