i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
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Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
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Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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