I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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