I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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