never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
