he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
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You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
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So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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