why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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