Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
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you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
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How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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