Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Randomize
